January 2012
91 posts
"When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins"
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
Five Things You Hate
1. Robbie
2. Bad Top 40 Songs
3. My belly fat
4. Dumb people
5. Insects
Six Things You Love
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Films
5. Burning calories
6. Being high
Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot
1. Am I going to get a job after Uni
2. Should I stay with Robbie
3. Are Robbie and I ever going to break up
4. How many calories that has
5. Past friendships
6. Things I want to buy
7. My future
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuckity whore fuck
Fact: Thinking about going to the gym burns...
When you see yourself in the mirror
thefunniestpost:
Sometimes you’re like:
Other times you’re like:
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Watchthisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
This is the funniest thing ever. But if this was in my house i’d literally move out. No joke. Can’t be coping with shit like that.
